Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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