I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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