Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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