she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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