xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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