i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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