This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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