I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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