making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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