Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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