I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
zippers are such a cool invention
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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