In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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