I'm drive I can fine osifer
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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