I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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