dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i think i have herpe
just one?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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