you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My brain says no but my pants say off.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
