I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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