Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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