That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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