Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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