She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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