her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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