I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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