Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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