I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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