then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
he's single and there are thong briefs.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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