Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
