well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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