Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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