And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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