so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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go home
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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