No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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