just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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