So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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