You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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