I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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