who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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