mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Randomize
