The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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