Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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