my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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