Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
Randomize
