I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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