So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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