I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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