So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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