Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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