yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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