i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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