He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Watching her eat just hurts me
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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