You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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