i may or may not be watching the land before time
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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