Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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